I hate my MAID (stupid..)

Reasons why I hate my maid.

1. She looks like a VAMPIRE.
2. She burps when Dad is not at home.
3. She makes weird sound with her mouth when Dad is not at home.
4. She is dumb,stupid and has some problems with your English.
5. She talks when I talk with people.
6. She always says gross things when I'm eating.
7. Fucking maid is always annoying.
8. She annoys me.